Sgt. Pilcher

Who's that tryin' to take over the world
The bastard's quite criminally insane
A pretty little bobby in his own row
A billion bloody bums in his one brain
But we all know he's off his soddin' rocker
A bleedin' schitz, a bloomin' looney tune
And we all hope and pray he's just a talker
The proof will be in the sphinc-shire puddin' soon

It's Sgt. Pilcher's Ars'oley Emmoliant Pithy
Some people say he's a saint, some say he's a sissy
He's the bloke who put the salve in savvy
Sgt. Pilcher's Ars'oley Emmoliant......it's pithy!

He's got a plan to nip the buds we're growing
In the upper current folk-a-rocka boom
He knicked you in your flat, by George, you're going
Of all the Beatles to bug, he buggered you
(It's true Ringo)

When he says, ''spread 'em"
You best just let him
He's looking for more than just contraband

It's Sgt. Pilcher's Ars'oley Emmmoliant Pithy
Some people say he's a saint, some say he's a sissy
He's the bloke who put the salve in savvy
Sgt. Pilcher's Ars'oley Emmoliant......it's pithy!

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