Le Hellabulooza
You see Marty was the devil’s plumber snakin’ toilets in Hades
This job eternal endless summer was a stroke of luck for Louise
Kneeling in the clover on her cloven knees
Now Marty bought the devil’s bargain he sold his soul in his early teens
Suckin’ up cess from Satan’s sewer like two young ‘tards sight smelling in New Orleans
Last we heard from Louise she was praying in a field
She was the most Special Olympian in the group
And he was down there with his big goulashes and his Liquid Plumber
Sloshing in that Prince of Darkness poop
Corn textured fesses skid marks of the Beasties
Here 0n Lucifer’s loop
Just sit right down it’s a horny tail that ends in a bottom filled pist
A newspaper for Beelzebub and a 2 hour shit
Wear your watch like headphones
Marty cleaned the sewers in Paris while Louise launched a pungent croissant
But Marty was the Temper’s stool pigeon and she’s the succubus that he wants
They call me Marty Tardy and ‘tard Louise They call me Marty Tardy and ‘tard Louise
They call me Marty Tardy and ‘tard Louise They call him Marty Tardy and ‘tard Louise
Oh no she must be Satan’s yard bitch/ Wear your watch like headphones
T.L. tempted M.T. with her turds of love
He was listening to the time go by waiting for his fallen angel’s flush
Marty Tardy Marty Tardy Marty , Marty and ‘tardy Louise
Flirty dirty wordy purty birdy squirty turdy Louise
So Marty works the toilets of Mephistopheles with Louise
The weeds are thriving in the garden and the flowers are bleeding ‘round the bush
Last we heard from Louise she was praying in a field
She was the most Special Olympian in the group
And he was down there with his big goulashes and his Liquid Plumber
Sloshing in that Prince of Darkness poop/ Wear your watch like headphones
Marty cleaned the sewers in Paris Oh no she must be Satan’s yard bitch etc……
