Cross 'N Yer Pocket

I'm a jack in a Jaguar in Calif'horny
I'm a loosin' up my bible belt for a girl from the street
Here comes ole' Johnny Law put the porno under the seat
Why am I always thinkin' from my jeans

Take me back to New Orleans where the womens'r cheap
Cruisin' 'em choosin' 'em like they was sheep
The lord is my sheppard but I hope He's asleep
I got my girly and my girly magazine

And he raves and he rants on he can't keep his pants on
He's a kissin' cousin of Jerry Lee
Did he truth us or tease us when he said he knew Jesus
Is that a cross in your pocket or are you just glad to see us

Now God only knows what went on between us
If I hadn't been swervin' they'd never have seen us
Now everyone knows what I do with my..........time
And again the crime is obscene

Remember that last chance town
We caught you with your pants down
You defaced the faith so faithlessly
Now you wave your behavior
Right in front of our savior
Is that a cross in your pocket or are you just glad to see me

Gald to see me

Now old Jack the preacherman'a sad sight to see
And all the jerks want to yank Jack off T.V.
This Jack ain't quite the lord he pretends to be
With his blown up bible and his jar of Vasoline

Now the whole congregation shares your reputation
Hiding out in the shadows of the valley
All your illicit matin' will land you that gig with Satan
Is that a pitchfork in your pcket or are you just glad tosee me

And he raves and he rants on
He can't keep his pants on
He's a kissin' cousin of Jerry Lee
Did he truth us or tease us when he said he knew Jesus
Is that a cross in your pocket
Is that a crossin your pocket
Is that a cross in your pocket

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