Agro Driver

Hey you better get out of my fuckin' right of way
Come on you fuckin morons I ain't got all fuckin day
When you're doin' 93 with your pedal on the floor
I'm the guy behind you honkin' cause I'm doin' 94

Get your fuckin' ass out of my motherfuckin' lane
My heart is beatin' fast cause I been smokin' rock cocaine
You'll never see me coming and you'll never wish I came
cause I'm an Agro Driver

I was born to drive and you should know it's no surprise
I got my license years ago in less than 20 tries
I've been driving so fuckin' long I can't remember my first wreck
But the way you're driving now is just a big pain in my neck

#$!^%^$%&*&$#^#% I learned to drive a stick
I try to find each gear so I can smoke and stroke my dick
And all this DUI bullshit can all come to a stop
'cause I can drink and bob and weave and never spill a drop
And as for you pedestrians you better listen good
You're either on the sidewalk or a face print on me hood
And pardon me for having gas you best that I don't blow
I'll stick my frikkin nose fudge down your frikkin frikkin throat

I snuck up on this fucker once a real fuckin' putz
The frikkin fucker cut me off he thought he had more guts
Fuck that frikkin fucker man that frikkin fuckers nuts
I'm an Agro Driver

I spin by in my golf cart you complain I go too fast
One more word from you I'll park my caddy up your ass
'cause I'm a fuckin' Agro Driver

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