A.
Jim "Hey" Abbott
Kurt "Hey" Abbott
Shawn "'Lil" Abner
Juan "Real" Agosto
Rick "See You Later" Aguilera
Scott "Respect Your" Aldred
Mike "Enough" Aldrete
Luis Alicea "In Wonder Land"
Doyle "Brandy" Alexander
Manny "The Skat" Alexander
Bill "Toasted" Almon
Roberto "Remember the" Alomar
Sandy "Remember the Other" Alomar
Felipe "Skip To My" Alou
Joey "Cask of" Amalfatano
Rich "Protecet Your Car With" Amaral
Brady "Bunch" Anderson
Garret "Morris" Anderson
Jaoquin "The Dog" Andujar
Eric "Little" Anthony "And The Imperials"
Kevin "Going" Appier
Tony "Brothers In" Armas
Jack Armstrong, "The All-American Boy"
Rene "The Kook" Arocha
Paul "Orville" Assenmaucher
Don "Guns Of" August
Steve Avery "and Ivory"
Bobby "We All Live In" Ayala "Submarines"
Manny "Belly Up To The" Aybar

B.
Wally "Taking Care of Business" Backman
Carlos "One if by Land, Two if by Sea, Three If" Baerga
Jeff "Brown Paper" Bagwell
Harold "Growing" Baines
Scott "Hay" Bailes
Jeff Ballard "Of A Thin Man"
Floyd "Up and Down the" Bannister
Scott "Tallulah" Bankhead
Willie "Money In The" Banks
Bret Barberie "Coast"
Marty "Grin and" Barrett
Kimera "Belly Up To The" Bartree
Kevin "Small Mouth" Bass
Jason Bates "Hotel"
Bill "Bubble" Bath
Justin "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" Baughmen
Ross "I Never Promised You A" Baumgarten
Billy "Lima" Beane
Rod Beck, "Beck, Beck, Beck"
Steve "Soil" Bedrosian
Matt "Son Of A" Beech
Stan Belinda "Carlisle"
George "Taco" Bell
Juan "Less" Bell "To Answer"
Albert "For Whom The" Belle "Tolls"
Rafael "Good Day at the Old" Belliard
Esteban "Bats in the" Beltre
Marvin "Saint" Benard
Bruce "Eggs" Benedict
Andy "Mechant of" Benes
Mike "Private" Benjamin
Todd "Mecedes" Benzinger
Jason "Raspberry" Bere
Sean "Ingemar" Bergman
Damon "Blue" Berryhill
Dante "Inferno" Bichette
Craig "Matinee At The" Biggio
Bud "Paint It" Black
Lance "You Sunk My" Blankenship
Jeff "See Through" Blauser
Ron "Chevy" Blazier
Bert "Be Home" Blyleven
Mike "April" Blowers
Bruce Boche "Ball"
Joe "Leave It To" Boever
Tim "Humphery" Bogard
Wade "Cranberry" Boggs
Tom "Lighting" Bolton
Barry "U.S." Bonds
Ricky "Signing" Bones
Bobby "Bad To The" Bonilla
Pedro Borbon "Street"
Pat "North of The" Borders
Daryl "Please Come To" Boston
Rafael Bournigal "Sailor"
Ryan Bowen "Arrow"
Marshall "Wrap Around" Boze
Scott "Milton" Bradley
Glenn "No" Braggs "Just Fact"
Jeff "Along Came" Branson
Sid "Coffee And" Bream
Greg "Life Of" Briley
Dave "06010" Bristol
Benardo Brito "Supreme"
Chris "Crocodile" Brock
Greg "Crocodile" Brock
Jeff "Pin The Tail On The" Bronkey
Hubbie "Babbling" Brooks
Scott "Supercalifragilisticexpiala" Brousis
Mike "Little" Buddie
Steve "Head For The Mountains of" Buechele
Jay "Ferris" Buhner
Jim "Cock and" Bullinger
Dave Burba "Shave"
John "Charcoal" Burkett
Ellis "Fire" Burks
Todd "Third Degree" Burns
Mike "US DA" Butcher
Brett "Tara" Butler

C.
Greg "Life Is A" Cadaret
Ivan "Bubbling" Calderon
Mike Cameron "Swayze"
Ken "Helmet" Caminiti
Casey "Sixteen" Candaele
John "Candyman" Candeleria
Tom "Cotton" Candiotti
Jose "Can You See" Canseco
Don "Roses" Carman
Chris "If I Were A" Carpenter
Chuck "Baby You Can Drive My" Carr
Mark Carreon "My Wayward Son"
Joe "Sergent" Carter
Raul "Blame It On The" Casanova
Sean Casey "At the Bat"
"My Cousin" Vinny Castilla
Ron Cey "Hey"
"Golden" Archi Cianfrocco
Dave Clark "Five"
Jack "The Whiffer" Clark
Mark Clark "Bar"
Tony "The Tiger" Clark
Will "The Natural" Clark
Royce "A Roni" Clayton
Brad "Red" Clontz
Ken "Get Off on My" Cloude
Danny "Van" Clyburn
Ty "Corn On The" Cobb
Dave "Vodka" Collins
Bartolo "After Shave" Colon
David "Sili-" Cone
Jeff Conine "The Barbarian"
Steve "Short Order" Cooke
Scott "Little Duce" Cooper
Wil "Bungee" Cordero
Francisco "Umbilica" Cordova
Marty Coroda "With the Soft Cornithian Leather"
Pat "O.K." Corralles
Jim "Golf" Corsi
Henry "Ava" Cotto
Craig "War" Counsell
Doug "Cripple" Creek
Tim "Pablo" Crews
Chuck "Creme de la" Crim
"What A Long Strange" Tripp "This Has Been" Cromer
Jose "Won't You Let Me Take You On A Sea" Cruz
"Kol" Midre Cummings

D.
Omar "Barbie" Daal
Kal "Jack" Daniels
Ron "My" Darling
Danny "Theory" Darwin
Darren "Dutch" Daulton
"Red Hot" Chili Davis
Eric "The Red" Davis
Glenn "Mr. Outside" Davis
Jody Davis "Eyes"
"Riders On The" Storm Davis
Ken "Fix Or Repair" Dayley
Steve "Upper" Decker
Rob "Bomba" Deer
Carlos "In A" Delgado "Da Vida"
Mike "Abraham, Michael, And" DeJean
David "Farmer In The" Dellucci
Jim "Two Silhouettes On" DeShaies
Delino "Decocanut" DeShields
Orestes "Emotionaly" Destrade
Rob "Double" Dibble
Mike DiFelice "Navidad"
Gary "Little Old Lady From" DiSarcina
Bill Doran "Duran"
Kelly "Churchill" Downs
Brian "10" Downing "Street"
Kirk "Devil In A Blue" Dressendorfer
Dan "Salad" Driesen
Rob "Easy" Ducey
Mariano "Slam" Duncan
Mike "Well" Dunne
Ray "Bull" Durham
Jermaine "Live And Let" Dye

E.
Damion "It Don't Come" Eaisley
Dennis "Upper D-"Eckersley
Tom "East of" Edens
Jim "Mister" Edmonds
Robert "Eddie" Eenhorn
Dave "No Man Is An" Eiland
Joey "Bette Davis" Eischen
Cal "Respect Your" Eldred
Lee Elia "Kuriakin"
Juan "Re-" Encarnacion
Cecil Espy "N"

F.
Hector "Sizzling" Fajardo
Steve "A Bridge Too" Farr
Monty Fariss "Wheel"
Mike "Left" Felder
Felix "The Cat" Fermin
Jim "Bela" Fergosi
"El" Sid Fernandez
Mike "Horse" Fetters
Cecil "Is No" Fielder
Rollie "Chicken" Fingers
Chuck "Huckelberry" Finley
Steve "Dorsell" Finley
Scott Fletcher "Christian"
Kevin "Linoleum" Flora
Cliff "Pink" Floyd
Curt "Model T" Ford
Bob "Air" Forsch
Ken "Magnum" Forsch
Tony "Prehistoric" Fossas
John "Generalissimo Francisco" Franco
Julio "Generalissimo Francisco" Franco
"Smokin" Lou Frazier
Marvin "Philadelphia" Freeman
Todd "Which Hand Does He" Frohwirth
Jeff "French" Frye

G.
Greg Gagne "With a Spoon"
Andres "The Giant" Galarraga
Mike "Leggo My" Gallego
Ron "Extrava-" Gant
Nomar "Mr. Nice Guy" Garciaparra
Mark "Chauncey" Gardner
Phil "Scrap Iron" Garner
"Tux" Cito Gaston
Brent "Rusty" Gates
Jason Giambi "Jack Flash"
Bernard "Innocent Until Proven" Gilkey
Dan "Man From" Gladden
Tom "Heard It Through The" Glavine
Greg "Lesley" Gohr
Wayne "There's No Place Like" Gomes
Juan "Going, Going" Gonzalez
Luis "Speedy" Gonzalez
Dwight "Johnny Be" Gooden
Tom "Flash" Gordon
Jim Gott "the Win, the Loss, the Save, or No Decision?"
Mark "Amazing" Grace
Joe "Flannel" Grahe
Mark "Federal" Grant
"Fettucine" Alfredo Griffin
Ben "Good" Grieve
Kevin "Totally" Gross
Don "Down the" Gullet
Mark "Woody" Guthrie
Jose "Mother" Guzman
Juan "Canadian" Guzman
Chris "Mighty" Gwynn
Tony Gwynn "One For The Gipper"

H.
John Habyan "Corpus"
Mel "Carnegie" Hall
Bob "Green Eggs And" Hamelin
Darryl "Green Eggs And" Hamilton
Chris "Mr." Haney
Dave "Look Ma, No" Hansen
Mike "China" Hargrove
Pete Harnisch "Racing"
Toby "Last" Harrah
Ron "Tala" Hassey
Mickey "Egg" Hatcher
Charlie "Issac" Hayes
Von "Purple" Hayes
Mike Heath "Bar"
Neal "Body" Heaton
Todd "Highway to" Helton
Dave "Harry and the" Henderson
Tom Henke "Panky"
Gil "Family" Herdia
Greg "Old Mother" Hibbard
Glenallen "Strawberry" Hill
Ken "On the Other Side of the" Hill
Sterling Hitchcock "I Presume"
Chris "Bubble, Bubble" Hoiles "And Trouble"
Sam "Little Big" Horn
David Howard's "End"
Art "And" Howe
Jay "Thurston B." Howell
Peter "Chips A" Hoy
LaMarr "Where Does It" Hoyt
Kent "Buy A Vowel" Hrbek
Mike "Mother" Hubbard
Tim Hulett "Packard"
David "The Incredible" Hulse
"Reckless" Rex Hudler "The Wonderdog"
Tom "Ex-" Hume
Todd "Hot Rod" Hundley
Brian "Deer" Hunter
Bruce "Patty" Hurst
Butch "Corn" Huskey
Jeff "Going Back to" Huson

J.
Bo "Diddley" Jackson
Mike "The Thriller" Jackson
Brook Jacoby "Wan Kanobi"
Jason Jacome "We Be Lovers If We're Not Friends"
John "Get Your" Jaha "s Out"
Chris "Bartles &" James
Dion James "And the Belmonts"
Stan "You Can" Javier "Way"
Gregg "The Hammer" Jeffries
"Major" Lance Johnson
Doug "Along Came" Jones
Felix "Can You Show Me The Way To San" Jose
Wally "Absorbine" Joyner
Jeff Juden "Priest"
David "Chief" Justice

K.
Scott "Goal Post" Kamieniecki
Gabe "Welcome Back" Kapler
Ron "Miami" Karkovice
Scott "Good Dog" Karl
Eric Karros "Matic"
Jeff "Clark" Kent
Jimmy "Francis Scott" Key
Darryl "Gomer" Kile
Jeff "Burger" King
Mike "The Man Who Would Be" Kingery
Joe "Colonel" Klink
Ray "I Dub Thee" Knight
Chuck "New Kids On The" Knoblauch
John "I Am Not A" Kruk

L.
Rene "Don't Walk Away" Lachemann
Mike "Izod" LaCross
Kerry "Leather And" Lacy
Tim "Great" Laker
Gene Lamont "Cranston"
Dennis "Fluorescent" Lamp
Tom "Lava" Lampkin
Bill "One If By" Landrum
Barry "Meadow" Larkin
Don "That Wasn't Me In '56" Larsen
Vance "Common" Law
Mike "Car 54" LaValliere
Jim "Saturday Night" LeFebvre
Tim Leary "Is Not Dead"
Derek "He Did It Rather Impressive" Lee
Ricky "It's Been A Long, Hard" Ledee
Craig "Def" Lefferts
Jon "Fat" Leiber
Al "Cigarette" Leiter
Mark "Bud" Leiter
Mark "Officer" Lemke
Chet "Bitter" Lemon
Patrick "Imagine" Lennon
Jeff "Sugar Ray" Leonard
Al "Fruito" Levine
Jim "Frito" Leyritz
Scott "Lay Lady" Lieus
Jose Lima "Bean"
Jose Lind "Cuisine"
Jim Lindeman "Cheese"
Nelson "King" Liriano
Pat "Pencil Thin" Listach
Scott "Doctor" Livingstone "I Presume"
"Moonlight" Grahme Lloyd
Esteban "There's A Hole In The Bucket" Loaiza
Keith "June" Lockhart
Dave "Canta" Lopes
"What's It All About" Albie Lopez
Mark "Get Back" Loretta
John "Tonight Let It Be" Lowenstein
Matt "Cool Hand" Luke
Ed "Merrill" Lynch
Steve Lyons "And Tigers, And Bears, Oh My"

M.
Kevin "No" Maas
Shane "Fleetwood" Mack
Bob "Old" MacDonald
Greg "Appa" Maddux
Mike "Matha" Maddux
Dave "Mary" Magadan
Joe Magrane "Headache"
Rick "Junk" Mahler
Pat "Getting Closer To" Mahomes
George "Remember The" Maine
Candy "Man" Maldanado
Mickey "Hang It On My" Mantle
Jeff "Praying" Manto
Kirt "What Is That" Manwaring
Juan "Field" Marichal
Chito "Goes Crunch" Martinez
Dave "Vodka" Martinez
Dennis "Three" Martinez "Lunch"
Damon "All Men Going" Mashore
Don "Welcome" Mattingly
Lee Mayberry "R.F.D"
Bret "Remember The" Mayne
Willie "Lost In The" Mays
"Me and" Willie McGee
Fred "Crime Dog" McGriff
Mark "Eve of Destruction" McGwire
"Captain" Kirk McCaskill
Oddibe "Young Again" McDowell
Jose "Flying" Melendez
Orlando "I Am" Merced
Kent "Magic" Merker
Jose "Costa" Mesa
Matt "Tom" Mieske
Mike "Max 'Em" Mimbs
Nate "Dom" Minichey
Steve "After Dinner" Mints
Angel "In The Morning" Miranda
Kevin "Sing Along With" Mitchell
Mike "Twelve Year" Moehler
Paul Molitor "And the Merimac"
"Eating" Raul Mondesi
Russ "Tabernacle" Mormon
James "Teenage" Mouton "Ninja Turtles"
Pedro "Harvest" Munoz
Eddie "Eat, Drink, And Be" Murray
Mike "Loggins and" Mussina
Randy "Quag" Myers

N.
Tim "Golden" Naehring
Charles Nagy "Farm"
Dan "Nick" Naulty
Robb "The Flying" Nen
Dave Nilsson "Shmilsson"
Otis "My Man" Nixon
Matt "No" Nokes
Abraham "High" Nunez
Edwin "High" Nunez
Jon "Get Thee To A" Nunnally

O.
Johnny "Quaker" Oates
Sherman Obando "On My Knee"
Alex "Gesundheit" Ochoa
Ron "Chuck" Oester
Chad "The Glove Fit" Ogea
Bobby "My Car" Ojeda
John "Jan" Olerud
Steve "Vi-" Olin
Gregg Olson "Golden"
Kevin "Iron" Orie
John Orton "Hears a Who"
Donavon "Hurdy Gurdy Man" Osborne
Al Osuna "Or Later"
Antonio Osuna "Or Later"
Dave "Double-O" Otto

P. 
Lance "Red House" Painter
Vincente "Buckingham" Palacios
Donn "Whiter Shade of" Pall
Rafael "Emerson Lake And" Palmeiro
Craig "Add And" Paquette
Mark "Flan" Parent
Chan Ho "3Com" Park
Dave "Parallel" Parker
Jim Parque "Floor"
Bill "Veal" Pecota
Tony "Jala-" Pena
Terry "The Pit and The" Pendleton
Melido "Shuffle" Perez
Robert "Missing" Person
Ken "Good Evening, Mr." Phelps
Mike "Pepperoni" Piazza
Phil "The Final" Plantier
Bill "Liquid" Plummer
Eric "Ker-" Plunk
Kevin "Roll Out The Barrel" Polcovich
Luis "Ap-" Polonia
Jim "Car" Poole
Jorge "Carne" Posada
Ted "Tower of" Power
Arquimedez "Principle" Pozo
Todd "Amazing Annie" Pratt
Joe "Actual Retail" Price
Tom "Goodnight, Sweet" Prince
Kirby "Union Gap" Puckett
Terry "Swimming" Puhl

R.
Brad "Totally" Radke
Tim "Purple" Raines
Joe "Help Me" Randa
Pat "Bum" Rapp
Johnny "Manta" Ray
Randy "Ever" Ready
Gary Redus "A Bedtime Story"
Byran Rekar "Named Desire"
Kevin Reimer "Reason"
Edgar "Trailers For Sale Or" Renteria
Rick "Trailers For Sale Or" Renteria
Matt "Barney" Reubel
Craig Reynolds "Wrap"
Jim "Pork Fried" Rice
Dave "Prince" Righetti
Ernest "I Can See For" Riles
Jose "Blame It On" Rijo
Kevin "Matinee At The" Ritz
Ben "Buick" Rivera
Luis "Buick" Rivera
Mariano "Buick" Rivera
Bip "The Ignitor" Roberts
Colorado Rockie "Horror Pitcher Show"
Kenny "The Gambler" Rogers
Mel "Days Of Wine And" Rojas
Scott "Rock And" Rolen
Kirk "Weekly" Rueter
Jose "You Say Tomato, I Say" Rosado
Glendon "After The Gold" Rusch
Bruce "Two Minutes For" Ruffin

S.
A.J. Sager "& Evans"
Roger "Triple" Salkeld
Reggie "Colonel" Sanders
Mo Sanford "And Son"
Ryne "Love Letters Of The" Sandberg
Tim "Sock Eye" Salmon
Juan "Play It Again" Samuel
Benito "El Duche" Santiago
Steve "Alto" Sax
Pete "Raise Your Hand If You're" Schourek
Mike "Nova" Scioscia
Mike "Great" Scott
Scott "Rusty" Scudder
Tom "Leave It To" Seaver
Bob "Ice Station" Sebra
Aaron "My Lips Are" Sele
Scott "Room" Servais
Danny "When You're Having More Then One" Sheaffer
Gary Sheffield "Of Dreams"
Craig "Brewer In The" Shipley
Eric "Win, Place, Or" Show
Buck Showalter "Raleigh"
Paul Shuey "Tobacco"
Ruben "High" Sierra
Kevin "Alka" Sietzer
Don "On" Slaught
Heathcliff Slocumb "If You Got 'Em"
Joe Slusarski "and Hutch"
John "Irish Eyes Are Not" Smiley
Lee "Arthur" Smith
Lonnie "Liston" Smith
Luis Sojo "In The Rain"
Paul "Feel" Sorrento
Sammy "Say It Ain't" Sosa
Mario "Scotch and" Soto or Mario "Speedwagon" Soto
Steve "The Low" Sparks "Of High-Heeled Boys"
Tim Spehr "Tire"
Ed "Ocean" Sprague
Bill "Per-" Spiers
Mike Stanley "We Want to Help you do it Right"
Lee "Cat" Stevens
Kevin "Night" Stocker
Todd "Aira" Stottlemyre
Doug "People Are" Strange
Darryl "Rhubarb" Strawberry
Franklin "Ticket" Stubbs
BJ "And The Bear" Surhoff
Bruce "Three Piece" Sutter

T.
Pat "Pick Up The" Tabler
Frank Tanana "Daiquiri"
Kevin "Spinal" Tapani
Tony Tarasco "Sauce"
Eddie "Fat Man In The" Taubensee
Dave "Parking Lot" Telgheder
Bob "Thinking" Tewksbury
Jim Thome "Can You Hear Me?"
Dickey "Mara" Thon
Jeff Torborg "Gold"
"King" Salomon Torres
Steve "Blood On The" Trachsel
Alan "Have Gun, Will" Trammell
Rick "Canadian Railroad" Trilicheck
Manny "Kingston" Trillo
Steve "Rainbow" Trout
Michael Tucker "Town"
John "Private" Tudor

U./V.
Ugueth "What You Pay For" Urbina
Jose "Game Winning" Uribe
Ismael "Exxon" Valdes
John "The Man Who Shot Liberty" Valentin
Jose "The Man Who Shot Liberty" Valentin 
Dave "Death" Valle
John "All in All It's Just Another Brick In The" VanderWal
Todd "Snap, Crackle" Van Poppel
Andy "Dick" Van Slyke
Mo "Better Blues" Vaughn or Mo "If Loving You Is" Vaughn "Then Why Be Right?"
Robin Ventura "Highway"
Quilvio "Mother" Veras
Fernando "When It's Time To Make Some Wine Pick The Grapes Off The" Vina
Frank "Sweet Music" Viola

W./X.
Billy "The Kid" Wagner
Bob "Intentional" Walk
Tim "Elli" Wallach
Claudell "George" Washington
John "Hia-" Wathan
David "Stormy" Weathers
Jeff "Dream" Weaver
Mitch "The Devil and Daniel" Webster
Walt "Three Blind" Weiss
Bob "Ebony Eyes" Welch
David "War of the Worlds" Wells
Don "Pop" Werner
David "Living in the Wild" West
John "Teenage" Wetteland
Bob "Sticky" Wickman
Jerry "Rats" Willard
Dan "Hack" Wilson  
Mark "Bay City" Wohlers
"Jersey" Bob Wolcott
Tony "Dooley" Womack
Kerry "Norwegian" Wood
Todd "We Are The" Worrell
Craig "For What It's" Worthington

Y./Z.
Eric "Sorry Officer, I Thought I Was" Yelding
Matt "Forever" Young
Joel "C'mon People Now" Youngblood
Greg "The Wrath Of" Zahn
Todd "Good Housekeeping" Zeile

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Berman's Baseball Nicknames

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Newest additions at the end. 
 A
   Shawn "Little" Abner
   Rick "see ya later" Aguilera
   Mike "Enough" Aldretti
      or Mike "Mario" Aldrete
   Doyle "Brandy" Alexander
   Dana Allison "Wonderland"
   Bill Almon "Joy"
      or Bill "Toasted" Almon
   Roberto "Remember The" Alomar
   Sandy "Remember the other" Alomar Jr.
   Brady "Bunch" Anderson
   Joaquin "the dog" Andujar
   Tony "Brothers In" Armas
   Don "Guns of" August
  B
   Scott "Hay" Bailes
   Mark "Beetle" Bailey
   Scott "Tallulah" Bankhead
   Floyd "Up and Down the" Bannister
   Marty "Grin and" Barrett
   Kevin "Small Mouth" Bass
   Randy "Large Mouth" Bass
   Billy "Lima" Beane
   George "Taco" Bell
    or George "Liberty" Bell
   Bruce "Eggs" Benedict
   Andy "Merchant of Venice" Bends
   Todd "Mercedes" Benzinger
   Damon "Blue" Berryhill
   Karl "these are the" Best "of times"
   Bud "paint it" Black
   Lance "You sank my" Blankenship
   Bert "Be home" Blyleven
   Bruce Bochte "Ball"
   Randy Bockus "is willing"
   Wade "Cranberry" Boggs
   Barry "U.S." Bonds
   Pat "North of the" Borders
   Daryl "Please come home to" Boston
   Sid "Coffee and" Bream
   Greg "Crocodile" Brock
   Hubie "Babbling" Brooks
   Bob "Bulldog" Bower
   Britt "Third Degree" Burns
   Randy "Burning" Bush
   Brett "Tara" Butler
 

 C
  Greg "life is a" Caderet
  Ivan "Bubbling" Calderon
  Sylvester "When the swallows return to" Campusano
  John "Candyman" Candeleria
  Tom "Cotton" Candiotti
  Jose "can you see" Canseco
  Don "roses" Carman
  Mark Carreon "my wayward son"
  Ron Cey "Hey"
   or Ron "born in the US" Cey
  Steve "Kentucky fried" Chitren
  Will "The Natural" Clark
  Mark "Crystal" Clear
  David "Sili-" Cone
  Ed "Chick" Correa
  Henry "Ava-" Cotto
  Jose "Won't you take me on a sea" Cruz
  Todd "Carribean" Cruz
 D
  Kal "Jack" Daniels
  Ron "Oh My" Darling
  Eric "The Red" Davis
  Glenn "Mr. Outside" Davis
  Jody Davis "Eyes"
  "Eye of the" Storm Davis
  Bill "Hello" Dawley
  Jeff Dedmon "Don't wear plaid"
  Rob "Bomba" Deer
     or Rob "Rein" Deer
  Jim "Two sillouhettes on" DeShaies
  Bo "Beunos" Diaz
  Bill "Doran" Doran
  Rich "280z" Dotson
  Brian "Number 10" Downing "Street"
  Kelly "Churchill" Downs
  Curt "Devil with the blue" Dressendorfer
  Dan "Salad" Driesen
  Mike "Well" Dunne
  Leon "Bull" Durham
  Jim "Washer and" Dwyer
 E
  Lee Elia "Kuriakin"
  Dave "Right" Engle
 F
  Steve "A bridge too" Farr
  "El" Sid Fernandez
  Cecil "Is No" Fielder
  Curt "Model-T" Ford
  Bob "Air" Forsch
  John "Generalissimo Franscisco" Franco
  "Starvin'" Marvin Freeman
  Jim "Bela" Fergosi
  Rollie "Chicken" Fingers
 G
  Oscar "six-to-five" Gamble
  Greg Gagne "with a spoon"
  Andres "The Giant" Galarraga 
  Mike "Leggo" Gallego
  Wes "Kenny the" Gardner
  Dan "Man from" Gladden
  Tom "Heard it through the" Glavine
  Dwight "Johnny Be" Gooden
  Mark "Amazing" Grace
  Mark "Federal" Grant
  Johnny "Pass the" Grubb
  "Fettucini" Alfredo Griffin
  Jose "Mother" Guzman
  Tony Gwynn "and bear it"

H
 Moose "Antlers" Haas
 Von "Purple" Hayes
 Jeff Hamilton "Joe Frank and Reynolds"
 Mike Heath "Bar"
 Danny "Dung" Heep
  or Danny "Uriah" Heep
 Dave "Harry and the" Henderson
 Tommy "Ben" Herr
 Jay "Thurston B." Howell
 LaMarr "Where does it" Hoyt
 Kent "Buy a vowel" Hrbek
 Glenn "Mother" Hubbard
 Charles "Moscow on the" Hudson
 Tom "Ex-" Hume
 Bruce "Patty" Hurst
I
 Garth "Clockwork" Iorg
J
 Bo "Diddley" Jackson
 Chris "Bartles &" James
 Dion James "and the Belmonts"
 Stan "You can" Javier "way"
 Gregg "The Hammer" Jeffries
 Jimmy "Handyman" Jones
 Wally "Absorbine" Joyner

K
 Jimmy "Francis Scott" Key
 Dana "Field Goal" Kiecker
 Eric "Burger" King
 Bob "Yom" Kipper
 Ron "Ma and Pa" Kittle
 Joe "Wilhelm" Klink
 Ray "I dub thee" Knight
 Chuck "New Kids On" Knoblauch
   or Chuck "Chip off the ol'" Knoblauch
 John "I am not a" Kruk
L
 Mike "Izod" LaCoss
 Mike Laga "beer"
 Steve "Great" Lake
 Dennis "Fluorescent" Lamp
 Dave "Don't" LaPoint
 Tim "Praise the" Laudner
 Vance "Common" Law
 Al "Cigarette" Leiter
 Chet "Bitter" Lemon
 Jeff "Sugar Ray" Leonard
 Jose Lind "on me"
 John "Tonight, let it be" Lowenstein
 Ed "Merrill" Lynch
 Steve Lyons "and tigers and bears, oh my"
M
 Shane "Connie" Mack
 Greg "Appa" Maddux
 Bill Madlock "D.A."
 Dave "Mary" Magadan
 Rick "Junk" Mahler
 Candy "Man" Maldanado
 Kirt "What was that" Manwaring
 Mike Mason "jar"
 Don "Welcome Home" Mattingly
 Oddibe "Young Again" McDowell
 "Me and" Willie McGee
 Fred "Crime Dog" McGriff
 Mark "Eve of Destruction" McGwire
 Bob Melvin "and the Blue Notes"
 Jim "Love me two times" Morrison
  or Jim "people are strange" Morrison
 John "Holy" Moses
 Eddie "eat, drink and be" Murray
N
 Tim "Golden" Naehring
 Gene "Full" Nelson
 Al "Paul" Newman
   or Al "-fred E." Newman
 Paul "Buenos" Noce
 Matt "No" Nokes
P
 Jim "Hanky" Pankovits
 Mark "trans-" Parent
 Dave "Parallel" Parker
 Tony "Jala-" Pena
 Melido "Shuffle" Perez
 Pasquel "roadmap" Perez
 Ken "Goodbye, Mr. " Phelps
 Eric "Ker-" Plunk
 Jim "Hound dog" Presley
 Joe "Actual Retail" Price
 Kirby "Union Gap" Puckett  -  (R.I.P)
R
 Tim "Purple" Raines
  or Tim "Torrential" Raines
 Johnny "Manta" Ray

 Randy "Ever" Ready
  or Randy "Rough and" Ready
 Gary Redus "a bedtime story"
 Jerry "Rolls" Reuss
 Craig Reynolds "wrap"
 Jim "Pork Fried" Rice
 Jose "Blame it On" Rijo
 Cookie "Days of wine and" Rojas
 Bruce "2 minutes for" Ruffin
S
 Mark "Tossed" Salas
 Juan "play it again" Samuel
 Ryne "Carl" Sandberg
 Rafael "Evil Ways" Santana
 Benito "El Ducce" Santiago
 Steve "Alto/Tenor" Sax
 Mike "Pre-" Schooler
 Bill "Beethoven" Schroeder
 Mike "Nova" Scoscia
 Rick "Really big" Schu
 Mike "Great" Scott
 Tom "Leave it to" Seaver
 Bob "Ice Station" Sebra
 Kevin "Alka" Seitzer
 Larry "Satin" Sheets
 Eric "Win, place and" Show
 Ruben "High" Sierra
 Don "On-" Slaught
 Darryl "Rhubarb" Strawberry
   or Darryl Strawberry "shortcake"
   or Darryl Strawberry "Fields Forever"
 Andy "Dick" Van Slyke
 John "Irish Eyes are" Smiley
 Franklin "Ticket" Stubbs
 Bruce "3-piece" Sutter
T
 Frank Tanana "daiquiri"
 Andres "Doubting" Thomas
 Fred Toliver "Twist"
 Alan "Have Gun will" Trammel
 Manny "Kingston" Trillo
 Steve "Rainbow" Trout
 John "House of" Tudor
U
 Jose "Game-winning" Uribe
V
 Bobby "Be My" Valentine
 Dave "Rudy" Valle
   or Dave "Death" Valley
 Frank "101 Strings" Viola
 Ozzie "like a" Virgil
W
 Tim "Eli" Wallach
 Gary "Hospital" Ward
 Bob "Intentional" Walk
 Mitch "Noah" Webster
 Walt "Three blind" Weiss
 Bob "Ebony Eye" Welch
 Glenn "Surfin' U.S.A." Wilson
 Todd "We are the" Worrell
 Butch "Oil and" Wynegar
Y
 Rich "Not ready" Yett

DAVE Don't LAPOINT
RUDY Mother in LAW
VANCE Common LAW
CRAIG Def LEFFERTS
CHET Bitter LEMON
JOHN Tonight let it be LOWENSTEIN
URBANO Renewal LUGO
RICK Innocent LYSANDER
JOE MAGRANE Headache
RICK Junk MAHLER
MIKE Perry MASON
ODDIBE Young again MCDOWELL
Me And WILLIE MCGEE
MARK Eve of Destruction McGWIRE
JIM People are strange MORRISON
JOHN Holy MOSES
DARRYL MOTLEY Crew
EDDIE Eat Drink and be MURRAY
AL What me worry NEWMAN
REID Buffalo NICHOLS
MATT No NOKES
BRIAN B.P. OELKERS
RON Chuck OESTER
DAVE Parallel PARKER
TONY Hali PENA
KEN Good evening Mr. PHELPS
TED Tower of POWER
JIM Hounddog PRESLEY
JOE Actual Retail PRICE
KIRBY Union Gap PUCKETT
TERRY Swimming PUHL
JAMIE Men at QUIRK
TIM Purple RAINES
JOHNNY Manta RAY
RANDY Ever READY
RANDY Rough And READY
JERRY Rolls REUSS
R.J. REYNOLDS Wrap
DAVE Prince RIGHETTI
JOSE Blame it on RIJO
BRUCE RUFFIN Ready
VERN Golden RUHLE
MARK Tossed SALAS
BILLY Free SAMPLE
RAFAEL Abraxa SANTANA
RAFAEL Say It Again SANTANA
BENITO Il Duche SANTIAGO
STEVE Alto SAX
BILL Crop SCHERRER
RICK Really Big SCHU
MIKE Great SCOTT
TOM Leave it to SEAVER
KEVIN Alka SEITZER
JEFF Wine SELLERS
LARRY Bed SHEETS
JOHN T-Bone SHELBY
CRAIG Brewer and SHIPLEY
ERIC Win Place and SHOW
RUBEN Hines SIERRA
JOEL Mule SKINNER
DON On SLAUGHT
JOHN Irish Eyes Are SMILEY
MARIO Scotch and SOTO
CHRIS Church SPEIER
JAMES Easter STEELS
BILL Beer STEIN
TERRY Grapes Of Wrath STEINBACH
DARRYL Rhubarb STRAWBERRY
FRANKLIN Ticket STUBBS
BRUCE Three Piece SUTTER
FRANK TANANA Daiquiri
ANDRES Doubting THOMAS
MANNY Kingston TRILLO
JOHN Private TUDOR
JOSE Game Winning URIBE
JOHN Stick it in your URREA
ANDY Dick VAN SLYKE
FRANK Hundred one strings VIOLA
OZZIE Like a VIRGIL
TIM Eli WALLACH
GARY Hospital WARD
BOB Ebony eyes WELCH
GLENN Surfin U.S.A. WILSON
BUTCH Oil and WYNEGAR
RICH Not YETT

Bobby "be my" Valentine
Ruben "High" Sierra
Ty "Corn on the" Cobb
Jim "Fried" Rice
Bill "Hard a" Lee
Don "Down the" Gullet
Jesus/Felipe/Matty "Skip to my" Alou
Juan "Field" Marichal
Willie "Lost in the" Mays
Frank "Play the" Viola
Jack "the Whiffer" Clark
Matt "Dying" Young
Tom "Dirty" Henke
Dave "Supreme Court" Justice
Dwight Gooden "Plenty"
Monty "Haul" Ferris


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